she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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