Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Someone signed my nipple.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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