Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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