That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Found the puke drawer
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Enjoy the penises
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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