how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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