The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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