I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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