Well douche your snatch and let's go!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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