I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
