I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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