you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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