You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Text me some of your sweat
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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