that's an acceptable place to lick
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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