I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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