Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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