i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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