So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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