And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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