Its about making memories worth repressing
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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