I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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