Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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