we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Randomize
