I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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