Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Come on in and take your pants off
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