4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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