Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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