The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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