just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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