You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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