If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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