She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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