Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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