Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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