lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I will be naked everywhere
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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