Whatcha textin bout Willis?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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