ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Two words: blizzard sex
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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