what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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