So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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