WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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