The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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