everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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