How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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