Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
