sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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