So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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