She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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