look no pants
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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