Do you still have your period?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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