you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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