Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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