So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
