You're so nebulous sometimes
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it because I queefed?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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